You Know You Are a Geek When...

You Know You Are a Geek When...

A three year-old asks you to sing a song, and this is what you dredge up:

This machine, it played oneIt pushed start and program runIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.

This machine, it played two,Overloaded voltage to the CPU,It's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.

This machine, it played threeDesigned its memory to one ICIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.

This machine, it played fourChanged its logic from And to OrIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.

This machine, it played fiveDumped its memory to tape driveIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.

This machine, it played sixTold the CE what to fixIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.
This machine, it played sevenPrinted out the road to heavenIt's an IBM 360/85This computer
came alive.

This machine, it played eightShipped itself to Rome air freightIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.

This machine, it played nineTold the Pope it was divineIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.

This machine, it played tenTo sing once more press Start againIt's an IBM 360/85This computer came alive.